Warning!!! This page is purely self-indulgent.
There are lots of things that I would like to happen ..... y'know 'World Peace', Cures for disease, the abolition of poverty etc etc. There is much in the world today that needs getting right.
However, this page is my personal wish-list .... stuff that I would like either to happen or to have, for purely selfish reasons. I may or may not get one or all of the items wished for .... in the grand scheme of things, it would not have an earth-shattering effect either way .... but is just my way of 'putting it out there' 
Some things are really really trivial, others not so .... actually, I suppose they all are ..... but the world is a magical place and who knows what may happen.
So here goes .....
The Onionmobile: I keep hoping that the Onion-mobile will learn how to be self-valeting. I really do like my car to be 'shiny and new', but .... allergies notwithstanding .... I find it hard to find the time to do it!!! (I also didn't realise that I cannot take it through an automated car-wash 'cos it has a spare wheel fixed on the outside ...DOH!! .... more work for a lazy onion 
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One day, I hope to have a decal on the spare wheel cover ..... so it will look like an onion!! Expect photos to appear when that happens! 
My Hair: My hair will always be how I would like it to be. I will only have an occasional 'bad hair day' instead of the usual 'Aargh!!! Why won't you do what I want you to do!!!' (that's what I say to my hair every day .... I have wilful hair that has a mind of its own and likes the attention I have to lavish on it to stop myself looking like a scarecrow when I venture out.)
Moleskine Notebooks: I would love an endless supply of moleskine notebooks to write my witterings in so that they can all be kept together for posterity 
....... actually they would most prob be used against me in a 'diminished responsibility' hearing somewhere, but I really really really like them there notebooks/diaries etc ..... my idea of luxury note-taking.
Cosmetic Dentistry: TV programmes like 'Extreme Make-over' etc have got a lot to answer for ..... not least my fantasy where I am whisked away to some clinic somewhere, and miraculous reappear with a gorgeous 'set of gnashers' that would make any 'A-list' celeb green with envy. ( Now, honestly, truthfully and in a 'cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die' kinda way 
.... now you just know that what comes next is a load of Bull ..... I am thinking of the 'greater good' sorta thing.... honest (Onion hangs her head in shame .... Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! What a fibber she is. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!) I smile a lot! Absolute fact!! Ask anyone.
Now, imagine this.With gleaming, pearly white teeth,every time I smiled my wonderful smile, I could illuminate my little corner of the world, bringing joy and a happy heart to those who are near .... now you have got to admit that if anyone smiles at you it really does cheer you up .... Fact! ..... My toothy-pegs would shine like a beacon thus reducing the need for electric light .... therefore reducing the carbon footprint ..... which in turn would help the ozone layer .... which would help fight against global warming ... which would save the world from extinction ...... get the picture 
I would be a Super-hero!!! Fighting for 'tooth' and justice along the way! ........................ ....................... OK! OK! .... I do smile a lot, and, if the 'tooth' be told, I am very self-conscious that my teeth are up there with 'the 10 most scariest things you can imagine'. I still have not been able to find a dentist/orthodontist/whatever that can affordably fix my teeth .... and is also willing to do so! I need caps, crowns, implants, fillings replaced .... you name it, I think I need it ... a big undertaking for anyone in the 'real' world, but in 'Onionworld' my health issues have to be considered as well! Swings and roundabouts, pro's and cons .... but still financially unobtainable for me at the mo ...... but come the revolution as they say 
